The Size of Watermelons

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.

Overview

Slacker art student Alex is suddenly inspired to make a documentary about his friend Gnome's campaign to "free Hawaii." While putting together a motley film crew and unexpectedly stumbling across the girl of his dreams, Maggie, he discovers that Gnome, along with the film's funding are nowhere to be found.

Top Cast

Paul Rudd

Alex

Donal Logue

Gnome

Ione Skye

Maggie

Donovan Leitch

Patrick

Marissa Ribisi

Lizzie

John Enos III

Leonard

David Lee Russek

Eddie

Adam West

Self

Tracey Walter

The Vagrant

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Matt Koruba

Young Alex